It was hot.
So hot that children were crying as they walked across the beach to the lake as the sand burned their feet. I was wearing this suit (see above) which I had made in a very bright royal blue. I thought I looked pretty good for just having had a baby 3 months earlier. The bottom of the suit was bothering me, riding up a bit. I kept tugging at the side trying to pull it down thinking that I couldn't have gained that much weight. I am quite verbal so the people around me knew I was having an issue with the suit. To be honest, probably everyone on the beach knew of my problem. After about an hour of tugging and complaining and carrying on I pulled the waistband out a little thinking that might help the situation and what do I see?
The crotch lining!!!
The waistband was around my right leg, the right leg was on my left leg and the left leg was around my waist. "I'VE GOT MY BATHING SUIT ON SIDEWAYS!' I blurted out