Saturday, 14 May 2011

Keep it On!

Yesterday the skuttlebutt was all about the teen party at Nude Beach which prompted the curiosity of younger son to question why people would go naked in public.

Standard answers:
 Freedom of expression. 
 Freedom from binding clothes.
It is Gods natural form.
No tan lines

Why do we wear clothes then? he asks

Standard answers:
It's uncomfortable playing volleyball.
Barbequing chicken is dangerous and don't even consider frying bacon!
I wouldn't want anyone to sit on my furniture - I do laundry and I know what goes on.
You don't have any pockets to keep necessities.
It's difficult to suck in your stomach for that length of time
Trust me - you don't want to see your parents (or your boss) naked.

He gives the look like I've crossed the line..............


Mark said...

Next time he'll know not to ask.
Love it!

Gary's third pottery blog said...

then there is always :COLD!!!!!!!!!

Razmataz said...

Did you see the Sex and the City episode where Charlotte's huband sat on her white couch naked? It was so funny.

Joyful Things said...

yes I did see that one - the look on her face was priceless! Better we should be naked out in public that near my couch.