Thursday, 1 September 2011

My Living Will


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I, Joyful Things, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept 
alive by artificial means. 

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of narrow minded politicians who most likely couldn't pass ninth-grade biology when tested. Or doctors and lawyers who, simply, are interested in issuing the bills.

 If a reasonable amount of time passes and I don't ask for at least one of the following.......


Wine, Coffee,  Chocolate Martini, Gin and Tonic, Mexican Food, Pasta, a Foot Rub, and any and all Desserts


.............it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.



When it is determined that this is my condition, I hereby instruct you to reel in the tubes, pull the plug, turn off the lights and call it a day!

Yes.  You can presume from this post  that the house painting, child rearing, office job and client demands, and  regular daily responsibilities is not going as well as planned.....


(this is not my house - my house does not have this much paint on it)



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4 comments:

Pearl said...

"It should be presumed that I won't ever get better."

:-)

Brilliant.

Pearl

Blue Fruit said...

Love, love, love this! Still chuckling....things can only get better from here....Virginia x

Gary's third pottery blog said...

go girrrrrrrrrl :)

mermaid gallery said...

you'll live...you have to go through a lot of crap before you find the roses....it is all worth the effort...now go drink a chocolate martini...that always helps....