It's All Peculiar

I was standing in line behind someone digging through her purse looking for something and the cashier said 'it's always the last place you look"

Of course it is, why would you continue looking.

An aquaintance said to our boys a few days ago  "yesterday you were 2 feet tall" - hmmm, that was a big growth spurt.

Yesterday...

Not Yesterday....

This is how my horoscope read today - 

You might have trouble with your plumbing today, Virgo, particularly if you have a big kitchen. This is too complex a problem to handle yourself. Pay the money to have a professional take care of the problem.

 

This slowed me down a bit - at first glance,  I took the "plumbing" to mean personal plumbing and thought "my kitchen is  not so big that I couldn't make to to the facilities". 

 I think I should stop reading those things.  And my plumbing is just fine, by the way.

Today I bought Marigolds - I don't care for marigolds .

My son's friend, Lauren, turned 16 today, and got a 2010 Corolla .  Could he have one when he's 16?  HA!

The Bathtub Test

  During a visit to the doctor, he was asked, "How do you
determine whether  or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a  teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand,"    "A normal person would use the
bucket  because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed  near the window?"