Dogs Talking to God

My friend Cindy who, like so many of us loves her dog, sent me this and I had to share. Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,  and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a Bad Dog? Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a Good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.    2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.  3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.  4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.  5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.  6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.    7.  Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.  8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table    9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.    10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.    11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.    12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.     P.S.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven….. may I have my testicles back?